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01 - 'Move along. Move along.'
02 - 'I remember Paris perfectly. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.'
03 - 'That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!'
04 - 'A census taker once tried to test me.'
05 - 'They're heeeere.'
06 - 'I know Kung Fu?'
07 - 'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.'
08 - 'I hate Illinois Nazis.'
09 - 'Which one of you nuts has got any guts?'
10 - 'I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five?'
11 - 'There is a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.'
12 - 'Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'
13 - 'We would have injected vitamin C if only that had made it illegal.'
14 - 'I'll have what she's having.'
15 - 'I hope you washed your ass this morning. It's about to be kissed by a king.'
16 - 'By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution.'
17 - 'He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!'
18 - 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning.'
19 - 'Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.'
20 - 'I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.'
21 - 'When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.'
22 - 'Get away from her, you bitch!'
23 - 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!'
24 - 'You're going to need a bigger boat.'
25 - 'If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...'
26 - 'What is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth?'
27 - 'Death by stereo!'
28 - 'The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
29 - 'Shall we play a game?'
30 - 'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.'
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