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01 - 'That's not a knife. That's a knife!'
02 - 'Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.'
03 - 'Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.'
04 - 'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?'
05 - 'I don't like you. You know why? You don't curse! I don't trust a man who doesn't curse.'
06 - 'Frank, if somebody requested 'Chopsticks', you'd ask for the sheet music.'
07 - 'Be afraid. Be very afraid.'
08 - 'Churchill, Churchill, he was no painter. Hitler, ah he was a painter! He could paint two rooms, two coats in one afternoon!'
09 - 'Wax on. Wax off.'
10 - 'I've seen 'The Exorcist' about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!'
11 - 'It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I'll give you two.'
12 - 'No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive!'
13 - 'A polar bear fell on me!'
14 - 'Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!'
15 - 'Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.'
16 - 'You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together.'
17 - 'I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.'
18 - 'You're cruel, Oskar, you're giving them hope. Now that's cruel!'
19 - 'All right, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.'
20 - 'Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.'
21 - 'Here's Johnny!'
22 - 'But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.'
23 - 'Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!'
24 - 'Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!'
25 - 'Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!'
26 - 'Kneel before Zod.'
27 - 'Right turn, Clyde.'
28 - 'I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.'
29 - 'Don't push it. Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe.'
30 - 'The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven...'
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