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01 - 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!'
02 - 'Stop throwing those bloody spears at me!'
03 - 'Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!'
04 - 'You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!'
05 - 'Sew, old woman, sew! Like the wind!'
06 - 'You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.'
07 - 'Oh yeah, that's easy for you to say! You've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr Pink!'
08 - 'No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.'
09 - 'The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get into Harvard.'
10 - 'Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!'
11 - 'I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp!'
12 - 'If I can't have you, can I have my gator?'
13 - 'We have a T Rex.'
14 - 'I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, OK?'
15 - 'Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.'
16 - 'The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, his passion.'
17 - 'If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?'
18 - 'I know you! You're dead! We killed you!'
19 - 'I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.'
20 - 'Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.'
21 - 'An angel does not make love, an angel IS love.'
22 - 'Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the ****in' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?'
23 - 'Boards don't hit back.'
24 - 'You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does!'
25 - 'What do you have to be so conceited about? You're nothing but a shadow on film... just a shadow. You're not flesh and blood.'
26 - 'This is the future. Where are the phaser guns?'
27 - 'To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.'
28 - 'Where the hell's Fiji? Near Florida?'
29 - 'A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.'
30 - 'There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.'
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